I just drove into my garage, got out of the car                                       

when I suddenly faced - Max, my neighbors Terra and Jimmy's dog

with a rose between his teeth. 

It was a Valentine's Day and the rose was clearly for me.

I looked around but there was no one, just Max and me.

  I cleared my throut, took a picture and said: "Thank you!"

I consider my German shepherds very smart but they never bring me flowers. 

For Max, I opened a cane of meat.